How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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