What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?