What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call two birds in love?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do kids love theater classes?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What tree has the most bark?