Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How do snowmen get information?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?