Why is a doctor always calm?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is the coolest country?

Why do porcupines always win the game?