What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What table can you never sit at?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
I broke my finger!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
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