What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do math teachers eat?

Who invented fractions?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?