Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?