What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

When do astronauts eat?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do automobiles fly?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?