Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Where do hamsters come from?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?