Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?