What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a famous turtle?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?