What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are turtles so shy?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call an old snowman?