Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?