Why did the turkey join the band?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are winter days great?

What did you learn in school today, son?