Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?