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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?