Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?