What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do cows like to dance to?

How do automobiles fly?

What do mice bring on a picnic?