Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the mime upset?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
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