Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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