Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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