Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
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