Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
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What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which relative loves rice?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
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