Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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