Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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