Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
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What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How is cat food sold?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
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