Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
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