Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
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