What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

When do cows get tired?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why do porcupines always win the game?