Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call two birds in love?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?