Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a small mom?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why are goats so funny?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are billionaires such good parents?