Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which family member has tusks?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?