What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do bees chew?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
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