What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?