What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the foal cough?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do farmers do on February 14th?