Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?