Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?