Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
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Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
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