Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do cows go on vacation?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?