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They're always ready to take off.
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What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
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What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do amoebas make calls?
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