Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
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