Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
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Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
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