Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
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