Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
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