Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
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