Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?