What reads and lives in an apple?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?