Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?