Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?