Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!