What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?