What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why was the pirate late for work?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do bees chew?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?