Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why is a computer so smart?