What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What country has the most fish?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?