Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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