Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
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