How do scientists grow fruit?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the musician arrested?

What words make the best athletes?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?