Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?