Why is a doctor always calm?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did one plate say to the other?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?