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Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?