What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you say to a really good barista?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?