What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What game do mice love to play?

Why don't ants get sick?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.