What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
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What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What famous scientist will try anything?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
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