What did the calf play in the school band?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call siblings who love math?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Families are like fudge.

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?