Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which bug is related to you?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?