What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do sheep say when they're in love?