What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?