What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why are trees so good at interior design?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?