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What's the difference between people and chickens?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?