What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a dog's favorite book?
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