What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which family member has tusks?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do you get kids to do something?
How does dinner smell?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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