Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's a pirate's favorite color?