How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why are boxers good comedians?
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