What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?