Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?