Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?