What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?