What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
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What style of music weighs the most?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
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