Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?