Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How much money does a skunk have?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?