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What did autumn say to summer?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?