When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?