Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What bird is always sad?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?