Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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