Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
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