Where do stars go to college?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?