Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What is another name for a cow?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
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