Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which elf is the best singer?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
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