Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?