How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How long do chickens work?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?