What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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