What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a mom's favorite game?
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