Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?