What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?