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What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What utensil does water use to eat?
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