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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?