What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's the holiest insect?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?