What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?