What did the dog say after his birthday party?

How do you make a cow float?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?