Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What style of music weighs the most?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?