What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Where does breakfast live?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?