What's the difference between soccer and football?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which cats love to be petted?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?