What game does chlorine never lose?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the professor write on the window?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?