Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why did the cat start laughing?