What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What animal scores the most in basketball?