Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?