Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why are goats so funny?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?