What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?