Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?