Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?