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What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?