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Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's the noisiest food?

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What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?