How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why do cows go to New York?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?