What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What day is your mom always right?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Families are like fudge.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

I'm not a bad putter.

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?