Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Do dads always snore?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is the most attractive fruit?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?