What is the smallest lion?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do hamsters come from?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?