How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?