What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What country has the most fish?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What birds always travel in twos?