Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's the slowest 5k?

Which office space loves to cut corners?