Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do all the planets get along?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How did the vampire start his letter?
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