Why did the barber win the race?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?