Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What siblings are always sad?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Which cats love to be petted?