Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why are all priests fit?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?