How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What fish sings the best?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the smallest lion?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where does the president keep his razor?
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