What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
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