What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do elves learn in school?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's the politest month?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the sickly elevator say?