What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do some people love eating snails?
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