What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

How does a barber get to work?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?