What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is another name for a cow?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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