What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What name sounds like the past tense?
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