What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do cows say when you milk them?
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