What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?