Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is the strongest animal?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do fish do at parades?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?