Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How does a witch play loud music?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why was the spider so smart?