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What did the bread do on vacation?

How does a cow do math?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?