Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What bird is always sad?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why do mice need oiling?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?